This probably proves that I’ve spent way too much time in Photoshop, but these things cross my mind now and again, especially when it comes to putting on my makeup…

1) I don’t apply eyeliner and mascara, I’m just adding a stroke to my eyes and eyelashes.

2) Blush is really another layer with a 30% opacity.  Oooops, too much blush at 70% opacity, let me just undo that last step and try again.

3) Foundation is really just a layer mask.  The trick is to not keep the opacity set too high so that it is obvious you are wearing it.

4) Concealer is a must have, just clone stamp out those blemishes.

5) Lip gloss is just a layer with a fancy filter.

6) When getting dressed, always preserve your layer order.  Undergarments need to be at the bottom, with shirts jeans, and a jacket at the very top.  Oh, and I don’t reccomend mixing up the sock and shoe layer order, socks have to go below shoes.

7) Now there are those days when I wish I could go to my history palate and go back to the day when my hair was perfect.  Actually a history palate would just be plain handy.

8 ) I think I’d actually love to carry around a clone stamp in my pocket.  It would be the improved version of those Shout wipes, get a stain, stamp it out.